Thursday, April 06, 2006

You Can't Spell "Bad Driver" Without D-A-D-E

Miami, FL--- I have been to hell, and it is I-95 north of Miami during rush hour. I got cut off at least ten times on the way downtown this morning. These aren't even the old Miamians, the retirees from New York and New Jersey. No, these are middle aged drivers that should know better. Wow.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

$18,000 cars, e'body got 'em!

Miami, FL--- Yes, that's right, I'm cruising through South Beach in a brand new Ford Taurus. Not the industrial gray/beige this time, I have a burgundy one with gray interior. Hot.

A new dinner suggestion if you're north of Miami, in the Hollywood area. Fish Joynt has the most unappealing exterior I've ever seen, it's in a run-down strip mall. But the food was impressive. Artichoke hearts with crab meat on top, plantain-encrusted mahi mahi, lobster bisque. Mmmmmm.....

If you want authentic Mexican, try Cancun Mexican Grill up in Hollywood. Order the Cancun Plate and you'll have a sampler of tacos, burritos, and tamales covered in a mound of refried beans, ground beef, and cheese. Good, and good for you.