Charlotte, NC

If you're ever caught in a strange downtown and have to go to the bathroom, head to the nearest hotel. They'll have a whole area on the second floor for seminars and conventions, and they always have plenty of bathrooms. If you're there on a weekday, there will probably be a meeting of some sort in progress. On the weekend, there may not be anyone up there.

Now, I've prepared a whole list of excuses as for why I was there when I really shouldn't be. Note: I've never been asked for an excuse by anyone. But here they are, to save you the trouble:
1. I'm looking for the _____ seminar, I was told they were in this hotel.
2. I'm from (insert a company here). We're considering doing an event here later this year, and I wanted to check out the space.
3. Can you point me to the concierge/business center/elevators?