Chicago, IL

Man, are W hotels weird. I'm staying at the W City Center in Chicago. W hotels are weird to begin with, but this time it's over the top.

Three Ways to Make a W Hotel Even More Freaky
1. Have a Salvador Dali textbook on the table- that picture of the elephants with the really long legs is freaking me out.
2. Have both of the TVs in the suite playing the W Hotels theme song, but they're off by a couple beats.
3. First of all, the fitness center is called "Sweat". That would be enough, but there's some dude in here in vintage 80's workout clothes. If The Loop had a retro roller rink, this guy would be there in a second.